TRIRITE ECRIPSE!

I just came back from watching Twilight Saga's Eclipse.

There were some problems... the quality was terrible, just like a pirate film, and it stopped two thirds through when Jacob was telling Bella he might still love her when her heart stops beating. It ALMOST ruined it for me. ALMOST. I cried anyways. However, it was redeemed because I complained because (and i quote from everyone with me who also got free tickets) 'i've got balls', and was given a free ticket to watch it again ;D Other than that, I missed the first few minutes and only joined when Jasper sat at the lunch table and Alice had a vision.

I had to walk to go and watch it, along with walking to collect my BESTEST EVER FRIEND WHO WOULD TURN ME FO SHOOO IF HE EVER GETS TURNEDDDD, from the train station. Due to this insane amount of walking, the tendon in my foot is making me scream profanities, hence the lateness.

AT LEAST I CAN WATCH IT AGAIN FOR FREE!!

SO!

I LOVED JASPER!! I swear to God, it was mayjor Jizz time the second he came on. That texan twang... Never lose focus readers, never lose focus. He's so doable its unbelievable. I loved the fact that he had so much screen time. I want him so bad.... -sigh- my erotic fanfics will have to do ;D

I think the love triangle was great, but Bella wasnt as emotionally torn as she should have been. She didn't breakdown and try to mount Edward in the tent once she'd kissed Jacob, and she didn't lose her shit when she left Jacob. I LIKE A GOOD BELLA BREAKDOWN, SO SUE ME!!

Surprisingly, Bryce Dallas Howard did well as Victoria. Nice acting there hunny.

My foot hurts too much to write more, so I'm off to find some horse tranquiliser :D

Shout out what you thought of ECLIPSE!

JIMP time, MUDATRUCKERS. xxx

Failed Blogger

well THAT failed. none of my links showed up for the party. Lets have an afterparty and see if they show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MFHHy4z3rw FOR MY SINGING

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5295281/32/The_Heat FOR MY LUDICROUS CHAPPY

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6015183/1/My_Salesmans_A_Biter FOR MY FAGE ENTRY (that's what the two banners on my last post were for.)

We Three Fanfiction Kings

I just posted my FAGE entry, which is a oneshot fanfiction. GO READ AND REVIEW FOR MEEEEE. <-------- i havent got a clue if that worked or not. I hope it did.

I'VE WON A PROM DRESS ON EBAYYY it comes to me sooons and I am SO EXCITED!! I'm singing a song at prom BTW. I made a youtube video of me singing and I chose 'Hallelujah', but heck, go and check it out anyways.

Oh my lordy. I have had some HEATED reviews for my latest chapter of 'The Heat' check it out here if you want to see why teachers have been embarassing me and why majority of people find it hard to look me in the eyes anymore.

SO!! sorry for not updating in a while. I shall change my ways!!!

Setting Things Straight.

This is in response to a blog I've just read. This person seems to be deluded and thinks that what they speak is truth. NO-HO-HOOOOOOO.

First Point. Put your ass away. Seriously. Nobody wants to see your 'road maps to heaven' stretching to horrific places in which nobody really wants to visit.

Second Point. You suck at being subtle.

Third Point. STEWY IS MINE.

MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE

*deep breath*

MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE

we are engaged so SUCK ON IT EWWWWWWWYY!!

that's all XD Hey, the bitch thinks I'm a child, so I'm not gunna disappoint XD

If you are offended, you know this is about you specifically XD The others are just laughing (Y)

Birthday Betreyal

Hello guys. Yes, this is just one more of those rants about how shitty life is getting for me.

On the positive:

1) I finished my invitations to my birthday party XD I'll find some way of getting them up here.

2) I'm becoming more happy and comfortable around a certain person I have feelings for.

On the Wildly negative now:

1) Kieley, MJ and I did something shameful together. Much like good ol' Wossy and Russel Brand, we conducted two shameless prank phone calls. Not only that, but AS A UNIT, we basically began to harass the person we called, telling them they were dead meat for messing with the imaginary 'Stacy's emotions. I conducted the following grovelling letter to this person, knowing how wrong and how insanely fucked up what we did to him was. May I just point out, I am the first and ONLY one to apologise to him.

'hey Mark I'm feeling really sodding guilty because this all got out of hand. I'm writing this message to tell you the truth. I was at that Kid Cant Fly gig and I was the one that called you on a witheld number, pretending to be Stacey. Stacey Fullemen doesn't exist. We were all just in a wierd mood and Keelz said that she was going to call a guy called Mark to get him to come to the gig. The first prank call was kind of a fail, but the second one I found hilarious. Looking back I see how fucking insanely immature I was calling a stranger like that. What made this all worse was that I kept up with the fake identity of Stacey thinking it was funny. The second I contacted you on facebook I knew it was several steps way too far. I'm sorry for lying and making you take this seriously.
I'm sorry that I've been such a bitch and made an enemy out of an honestly descent bloke. I only ask that you dont take this out on MJ and Kielie because they didn't know I was taking it this far. Hate me by all means, but they didn't know what I was doing.

Sorry again. I dont think anyone can make me more ashamed of myself that I already feel. From Phillipa. '

That was pretty fuggin grovelling, was it not? I honestly felt that way, but I did tell a lie. I made MJ and Kieley sound innocent ones in this because I hated bringing others down and making them feel bad.

WELL...

They think I'm scum and that I should be ashamed of the person I have become.

RIIIIGHT GIRLS. LIKE YOU CAN JUDGE.

They decided to go on my Facebook birthday event and change it all. The changed it to an erotic party and the description to 'slutty vampire and slutty vampire slayer dress code. the less clothes you wear, the better. friends can be invited.'

I felt so wounded that they could do this to me, so I sent them this.

'How could you do that to me? You make me fucking sick. I can't believe I ever called you a friend. I fucking took the wrap for you and Kieley and I was made out to be a fucking loonatic to a complete stranger. I accepted what he had to say to me and took it on the chin, practically begging him to not take it out on you two by saying you weren't involved and that I deserved all of the hate. I did WHAT A FRIEND WOULD DO! How do you say thanks? You change my birthday event to a fucking NUDIST VAMPIRE PARTY! The less clothes the better eh? Well guess what love, you are no longer invited. I can't believe you could do that to me. Don't even bother replying or trying to make out it wasn't you. You make me fucking sick. I swear to God girls, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.
Keely Dixon , that includes you. You both spoke to me like I was scum not even worth being on the bottom of your shoes. You both think I should be ashamed of the person I have become. Well just look at yourselves for a moment. Who even suggested the idea of a prank call? Who went along with it? Who was sending me public messages back, having the time of their fucking lives? Most importantly, where has this left you? Just look at what you have done girls. Take a good hard look. You think I should be ashamed? I had the maturity to apologise and the heart to take the blame for you. I shouldn't be ashamed of myself. It should be the other way around.
Have fun with eachother girls, because I am officially done with you.'

BLOCK AND DELETE.

... and THAT is how it is done.

thank you and goodnight. (Y)

Dick 'ed Of A Dad

Okay so five days ago exactly I was going through some sort of depression where the slightest thing would hurt my feelings and set me off crying. It was induced by someone pulling at my heartstrings without even realising it, and it just became too much. The smiling and the jokes and soooo much laughing. It's great, really, but I want more. Especially that day.

When I was on the car ride home Dad and I stopped at Asda's. I told him about my bad day and how bad I was feeling and he seemed to by sympathetic. Oh how wrong I was. As soon as we got in the car he decided to tease me by saying mean things. Then he said the worst thing. He said the persons name with a giant grin on his face like he'd done a good deed and deserved a cookie. Commence the crying.

Next up on the insanely harsh list, he decided it would be epically hilarious to close all the windows, fart and then cover the window controlls with his steely grip. Nice one. I was upset adn pissed off, so I said calmly "Can you open the window please." He was laughing his arse off. I asked again. "Please move your hand or I'll make it move." He laughed more.

I bit him. He had warnings, and it wasn't even hard. Now what happened next would have been considered a reflew if he did it once, but nay, he did it TWICE.

The bastard decided that he could swing his arm out in teh car and beat the shit out of me. He got a good first swing in the arm, stopped, looked at the road, looked back at me and swung out again even harder, connecting with my shoulder. I have had this 4cm radius purple bruise for five days now, and what does he do?

Apologise?

Admit what he did?

No! He LIES HIS ARSE OFF. First off he explains what happened, missing out LOADS so I looked like a rabid beast to my mother. Then he denied where he hit me when I shouted at him. He said he hit me in the leg once.

OH REALLY? SO WHATS THIS GAPING BRUISE ON MY ARM? DID SANTA CATCH UP TO ME FOR BEING BAD BEFORE YOU COULD?!

My dad is an abusive bastard who is messed up in the head.

End of story.

Punch Up

Hello there XD

This past week, especially the past two days, have consisted of supposed friends stabbing me in the back and highlighting my least attractive traits -of which I am extremely self conscious about. There was just the one, but now she has a little band of 'Kill Phil' followers. These heartless bitches will remain un-named. Lets just refer to them as.... Groomed, DWN and Gogogoch.

Groomed decided that it would be fun to tag me on a picture in effort to bring my faults to attention. People jumped to my defence immediately, for which I shall love Ch and Jd for vigorously for as long as we three shall live. Back to Groomed! Groomed insisted that it was a laugh, but we all knew there was nothing funny about it. Want to know why she did it? Let us sit around the campfire and enjoy the story of the three bitches of the bins. (a very appropriate name as each of them closely resemble the horrid things you may be so unfortunate to find at the bottom of a bin, rotting away, much like their minds with every waking moment.)

Here is why this all started:

E and myself were on the way to media on a Friday morning (at least i think that was the day). I was talking to her about something very important and Groomed saw us. Now here is a little fact you all must learn about Groomed. She must have all eyes on her. She dresses like shes been attacked by a paintball gun, colours burning your eyes from all ranges, in her attempts to get the attention she craves oh-so deeply.

Groomed called me from afar and I called back reluctantly, quite immersed in the important discussion I was having. Now here is a trait that Groomed is well known for. She stands there, looks at both of the people in a discussion in front of her and acknowledges that there is a discussion going on. Her next move is not to wait like any descent person, but to shout 'Phil.... Phil.... Phil.... Phil... PHIL... -hits arm- PHILLY!! PHILLIPA!! PHILLLLLLIIIIIPAAAAAAA-' I desist where she does not.

I turned to this annoying intruder and shouted back at her 'WAIT'. Commence mental breakdown and everything wrong in her life becoming my fault entirely. That is all. Seriously. IKR!

Groomed likes older men, younger little girls and fiddling about with others on the side. It has come to my knowledge that she is dating a 27 year old the last time I checked, and I have even seen the pair together. Enter Spanner. She is also dating DWN. Uh-oh's. I was previously a friend with DWN, but obviously she chose Groomed over me. DWN is a very stupid little girl, completely oblivious to her girlfriends activities behind her back. Good luck there girls XD

Today there was a face-off concerning rumours that I had cornered Groomed and punched her in the gut...... This is a public post so I say nothing... Believe what you wish to believe. Chances are what you are thinking right now is right. (that is if you have a smile on your face)

The amazing girls K, J, C, L and D who you may or may not know or be able to guess the full names of, I was well supported. Later at lunch time today, Gogogoch decided to wage in. My response to all of her words? 'NO I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU THERE '-insert real name-'!! I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH ANY OF YOU THERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD GET!!'

Last lesson Groomed and DWN decided to skip it due to a fire alarm and to act all bad-arse. They got caught. (-stifles laughter-) They blamed it on me. (now that is NOT so funny.) I expect some authority figure to ask me what happened tomorrow. I shall survive however, because I'd not said any other words to any of them, other than the 'I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU' lot.

Wish me luck with the bitches of the bins!! XD

Pent-up Eclipse Agression

THIS IS KILLING ME!

I promised my friend Emma that I would wait like a good little girl and watch the official eclipse teaser trailer with her so we can record our reactions...... but my GOD IS IT PAINFUL!

I check on the site 'Team Twilight' at least three times every single day, and in the past two days a 10 second teaser trailer has popped up and I have stared at the screen cap for about ten minutes, begging my mouse to move away and click the 'X' button. I feel like a deprived addict suffering withdrawals!

its sitting there..... on my screen...... just begging for me to click 'play'...............

I begged Emma not to watch it:

i know the temptation but DO NOT watch the ten seconds eclipse teaser trailer!!! it will ruin everything!!

She has yet to reply..... I really want to record my reaction with her tbh, just like every Twihard should do at least once in their lives....

I put on my fingerless gloves which makes me feel sorta hadnuttish and started pounding on the dashboard on my way home from the pent-up aggression from not being able to watch the teaser. I cut my hand from it....

IKR... ADDICTED MUCH?!

Wish me luck with temptation XD

Arty Farty

Hola Amigos!!

Soooo this week a great deal has happened. Lets count them off together.

1) My mum went to Miss Stab-Happys house and basically destroyed all of the girls privacy by suggesting to her father that he checks on all of her private accoutns on absolutely EVERYTHING. Score there Mum, complete and utter SCORE.

2) I am talking to Jenny and Amber again, and find myself in a nice state of drifting, like on an inflatable ring in a nice and refreshign swimming pool. I'm still talking to everyone and I am honestly loving it. I really think I made the right decision when I decided to broaden my horizons.

3) ART EXAM FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS!! OWIE!! Something curious and unbelievable happened today however.... When the time was up and everyone was clearing up ready to go home, I wasn't quite done. I thought 'Hey, I'm not stopping until I'm TOLD personally'. Next time I looked up at the clock it was 40 minutes later and the whole place was abandoned. The invigilator had gone home and lil old me was sitting at the back of the room with a bustling table on unfinished things. I was done with everything and even made a few improvements with the extra time, and I walked into my teachers office to drop off my work. She wasn't there -oh so conveniently- and I just put it on a table, noticing how nicely it blended in with everyone elses work.

Later I sent a facebook message to my friend Josie;

'is it bad that i was still doing my exam 40 mins after everyone was gone..?'

Her response was;

'preeeeetty sure you're not allowed to do that :L did mrs collins let you? x'

followed by my...

'the invigilator left.... and i was still in the room... lets pretend this never happened....'

Chuckles XD Well that's it for this week I think...

OOH!

4) My banner was used for this awesome group FFA on facebook for teh second time. I think people like my work XD

5)I spent a WHOPPING £7.02 on photos for my art book. I BETTER get an A at least.

6) Marina and the Diamonds have been raping my mind. I can't get enough of them atm. OH EM JAS! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA!

That's it! Buhbye!

Jabba Jabba Stab Stab

Yesterday myself and my friend Amberrr were told that we were going to die today. Pah. You guna knife me? Huh? Bring it. We have plastic sporks to beat you off. The twas got frisked. I'm not mentioning names otherwise I might get in trouble, but this is my blog and I have all the right to post what I want.

We're all going to protect one another lol.

Amber alone -jab-
Phillipa sweeps in -jab-
Jenny jumps in teh way -jab-
Rhiannon bends over -jab- mmmm nice. -jab jab jab JAB!-

Speaking of Jabs, we have that cervical cancer injection soon. This ones gunna be double the dosage so it will hurt more. Amber is currently sitting with me saying 'oh shiiit fuck off Phillipa. A longer needle?!!'

Poor girl is fwightened XD

No, Amber, not a longer needle. A bigger dosage. Muhahaha

Sooo obviously we're still alive. -rejoices-

Ambers bit XD

if poo face touches me or my bitch i will shit in her mouth and rip off her nipples and hide them in the kettle they will be burned and she will drink them!!! dont mess with amber the fuckin cannibal cuz u will get pregnant and die{ mean girls}
p.s i have duck and her eatin in my ear damn that shit turns me on ;) but also i need to FART and this ones goin out there for ALL u wankers out there damn duck beat me 2 it
;0 eeeek smeelly terd


surf and terf stay safe and stay in school because remember kids
i like heath cuz im a healthy bean and i just descoverd what a brain does!!!!
SHIT OFFF
P.S WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN A GIRL SAYS IVE DONE COKE SINCE I WAS 10 U TERN ROUND AND SAY HAHA ME 2 DO U LIKE ICE???

OKI Its me again and im here to stay. That was ambers little rant. made no sense I know... lol XD

Ciao.... for a certain amount of time..... XD

Saga Basket

Ohkay so this is my first blog and I intend to go blog-crazy. I'm going to dedicate this first blog to my beloved Twilight.

Yes, yes. 'It's another one of those!!' I heard you holler. Well yes, I AM another one of those. Don't like it? Get oudda my basket. So! How did I first come across Twilight... I am ashamed to say that I had never heard of the Saga before the film came out. I was scrolling through my local Reel Cinema's 'coming soon' list and spotted the little thumbnail picture that got my attention. I thought 'woah, what a sexpot.' because it was just a shot of our beloved Robert Pattinson smiling down at Bella when he's asking her to dance in his room. Right there he looked very dangerous to me and I thought 'mm dangerous sexy man.' so I read the very brief synopsis. Upon discovering the word 'Vampire' it had my vote. I read no more into it and watched it with my best friend Jenny Harkett when the time came. Oh what a day.

After watching the film only ONCE, (yes, I repeat; just bloomin ONCE) I begged my parents to buy me the books. Now due to my rather poor heritage, I had to wait until my birthday to get them. Oh what a wait. My science partner Megan was reading the saga right next to me every science lesson and was utterly enthralled. I begged her to tell me things, but she told me next to nothing, claiming it would ruin it for me. Thank you Megan Young. That was the best decision you've ever made.

When April 19th came rolling around I picked up the two presents that resembled book shapes (two in each present) and I didn't open any of my other presents until two days later when I was done with the Saga. Yes. That's right. Two days of non-stop reading. I finished the lot in two days and those two days were an exceptionally hectic emotional roller-coaster. Lets just note my emotions;

- Twilight: Anticipation, excitement, amusement, tears and PAIN. (yes, I felt Edward and Bella's pain after the Ballet Studio fiasco.)

-New Moon: Anticipation, UTTER SHOCK, disbelief, shouting (for example 'wtf Edward!! NO! please come back. Please, please don't do this to m- I mean her.') mourning, (i cried so much. this was extreme depression) anger, EXTREME ANGER, (i threw the book at my wall. my mother was very concerned about me) brooding, excitement, continuous heart-wrenching hope and then defiance. (I couldn't believe she forgave him so easily. COULD HAVE MADE HIM WORK FOR IT GIIIRL!!)

-Eclipse: Remaining defiance, cringing (at Jacob), anger and utter disbelief (you say you love Edward, Bella, but you go and snog Jacob. -cough- bitch -cough-) a lot of shouting again (for example, 'put the fuggin rock down Bella!!! don't stab yourself you retard!!) confusion (at Edwards mind reading of Victoria.)

-cuppa tea and a well deserved and very much needed potty break-

-Breaking Dawn: Gasp after gasp after gasp after smile after gasp. Fear at the saga ending with deaths, happiness then finally upseteddnessness at the end of the book. Mourning because its all over.

-start the saga again-

So yeah... there are my emotions for yah XD

Since reading the Saga I started googling like BAZONKERS and found so much stuff. One magical day I came across 'An Untitled Continuation Of The Twilight Saga' on this site called 'Fanfiction'. I thought, yeah okay, I'll give it a read. It wasn't terribly impressive, and i saw a search box. I typed in twilight and BOOM, about a billion fanfictions popped up. I read loads, then thought.... maybe I could write some.....

SO WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE!!

I am now a fanfiction author of four story's:

-The Heat
-To Become A Mother
-I Deny Heaven
-Natural Fisher.

comment if you want the linkage, because I have also made several banners for my story's XD

Ciao for.... an undecided amount of time .... XD