I just came back from watching Twilight Saga's Eclipse.
There were some problems... the quality was terrible, just like a pirate film, and it stopped two thirds through when Jacob was telling Bella he might still love her when her heart stops beating. It ALMOST ruined it for me. ALMOST. I cried anyways. However, it was redeemed because I complained because (and i quote from everyone with me who also got free tickets) 'i've got balls', and was given a free ticket to watch it again ;D Other than that, I missed the first few minutes and only joined when Jasper sat at the lunch table and Alice had a vision.
I had to walk to go and watch it, along with walking to collect my BESTEST EVER FRIEND WHO WOULD TURN ME FO SHOOO IF HE EVER GETS TURNEDDDD, from the train station. Due to this insane amount of walking, the tendon in my foot is making me scream profanities, hence the lateness.
AT LEAST I CAN WATCH IT AGAIN FOR FREE!!
SO!
I LOVED JASPER!! I swear to God, it was mayjor Jizz time the second he came on. That texan twang... Never lose focus readers, never lose focus. He's so doable its unbelievable. I loved the fact that he had so much screen time. I want him so bad.... -sigh- my erotic fanfics will have to do ;D
I think the love triangle was great, but Bella wasnt as emotionally torn as she should have been. She didn't breakdown and try to mount Edward in the tent once she'd kissed Jacob, and she didn't lose her shit when she left Jacob. I LIKE A GOOD BELLA BREAKDOWN, SO SUE ME!!
Surprisingly, Bryce Dallas Howard did well as Victoria. Nice acting there hunny.
My foot hurts too much to write more, so I'm off to find some horse tranquiliser :D
Shout out what you thought of ECLIPSE!
JIMP time, MUDATRUCKERS. xxx
Saturday, 3 July 2010
Tuesday, 1 June 2010
Failed Blogger
well THAT failed. none of my links showed up for the party. Lets have an afterparty and see if they show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MFHHy4z3rw FOR MY SINGING
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5295281/32/The_Heat FOR MY LUDICROUS CHAPPY
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6015183/1/My_Salesmans_A_Biter FOR MY FAGE ENTRY (that's what the two banners on my last post were for.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MFHHy4z3rw FOR MY SINGING
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5295281/32/The_Heat FOR MY LUDICROUS CHAPPY
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6015183/1/My_Salesmans_A_Biter FOR MY FAGE ENTRY (that's what the two banners on my last post were for.)
We Three Fanfiction Kings
I just posted my FAGE entry, which is a oneshot fanfiction. GO READ AND REVIEW FOR MEEEEE. <-------- i havent got a clue if that worked or not. I hope it did.
I'VE WON A PROM DRESS ON EBAYYY it comes to me sooons and I am SO EXCITED!! I'm singing a song at prom BTW. I made a youtube video of me singing and I chose 'Hallelujah', but heck, go and check it out anyways.
Oh my lordy. I have had some HEATED reviews for my latest chapter of 'The Heat' check it out here if you want to see why teachers have been embarassing me and why majority of people find it hard to look me in the eyes anymore.
SO!! sorry for not updating in a while. I shall change my ways!!!
Friday, 23 April 2010
Setting Things Straight.
This is in response to a blog I've just read. This person seems to be deluded and thinks that what they speak is truth. NO-HO-HOOOOOOO.
First Point. Put your ass away. Seriously. Nobody wants to see your 'road maps to heaven' stretching to horrific places in which nobody really wants to visit.
Second Point. You suck at being subtle.
Third Point. STEWY IS MINE.
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
*deep breath*
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
we are engaged so SUCK ON IT EWWWWWWWYY!!
that's all XD Hey, the bitch thinks I'm a child, so I'm not gunna disappoint XD
If you are offended, you know this is about you specifically XD The others are just laughing (Y)
First Point. Put your ass away. Seriously. Nobody wants to see your 'road maps to heaven' stretching to horrific places in which nobody really wants to visit.
Second Point. You suck at being subtle.
Third Point. STEWY IS MINE.
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
*deep breath*
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
we are engaged so SUCK ON IT EWWWWWWWYY!!
that's all XD Hey, the bitch thinks I'm a child, so I'm not gunna disappoint XD
If you are offended, you know this is about you specifically XD The others are just laughing (Y)
Saturday, 3 April 2010
Birthday Betreyal
Hello guys. Yes, this is just one more of those rants about how shitty life is getting for me.
On the positive:
1) I finished my invitations to my birthday party XD I'll find some way of getting them up here.
2) I'm becoming more happy and comfortable around a certain person I have feelings for.
On the Wildly negative now:
1) Kieley, MJ and I did something shameful together. Much like good ol' Wossy and Russel Brand, we conducted two shameless prank phone calls. Not only that, but AS A UNIT, we basically began to harass the person we called, telling them they were dead meat for messing with the imaginary 'Stacy's emotions. I conducted the following grovelling letter to this person, knowing how wrong and how insanely fucked up what we did to him was. May I just point out, I am the first and ONLY one to apologise to him.
'hey Mark I'm feeling really sodding guilty because this all got out of hand. I'm writing this message to tell you the truth. I was at that Kid Cant Fly gig and I was the one that called you on a witheld number, pretending to be Stacey. Stacey Fullemen doesn't exist. We were all just in a wierd mood and Keelz said that she was going to call a guy called Mark to get him to come to the gig. The first prank call was kind of a fail, but the second one I found hilarious. Looking back I see how fucking insanely immature I was calling a stranger like that. What made this all worse was that I kept up with the fake identity of Stacey thinking it was funny. The second I contacted you on facebook I knew it was several steps way too far. I'm sorry for lying and making you take this seriously.
I'm sorry that I've been such a bitch and made an enemy out of an honestly descent bloke. I only ask that you dont take this out on MJ and Kielie because they didn't know I was taking it this far. Hate me by all means, but they didn't know what I was doing.
Sorry again. I dont think anyone can make me more ashamed of myself that I already feel. From Phillipa. '
That was pretty fuggin grovelling, was it not? I honestly felt that way, but I did tell a lie. I made MJ and Kieley sound innocent ones in this because I hated bringing others down and making them feel bad.
WELL...
They think I'm scum and that I should be ashamed of the person I have become.
RIIIIGHT GIRLS. LIKE YOU CAN JUDGE.
They decided to go on my Facebook birthday event and change it all. The changed it to an erotic party and the description to 'slutty vampire and slutty vampire slayer dress code. the less clothes you wear, the better. friends can be invited.'
I felt so wounded that they could do this to me, so I sent them this.
'How could you do that to me? You make me fucking sick. I can't believe I ever called you a friend. I fucking took the wrap for you and Kieley and I was made out to be a fucking loonatic to a complete stranger. I accepted what he had to say to me and took it on the chin, practically begging him to not take it out on you two by saying you weren't involved and that I deserved all of the hate. I did WHAT A FRIEND WOULD DO! How do you say thanks? You change my birthday event to a fucking NUDIST VAMPIRE PARTY! The less clothes the better eh? Well guess what love, you are no longer invited. I can't believe you could do that to me. Don't even bother replying or trying to make out it wasn't you. You make me fucking sick. I swear to God girls, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.
Keely Dixon , that includes you. You both spoke to me like I was scum not even worth being on the bottom of your shoes. You both think I should be ashamed of the person I have become. Well just look at yourselves for a moment. Who even suggested the idea of a prank call? Who went along with it? Who was sending me public messages back, having the time of their fucking lives? Most importantly, where has this left you? Just look at what you have done girls. Take a good hard look. You think I should be ashamed? I had the maturity to apologise and the heart to take the blame for you. I shouldn't be ashamed of myself. It should be the other way around.
Have fun with eachother girls, because I am officially done with you.'
BLOCK AND DELETE.
... and THAT is how it is done.
thank you and goodnight. (Y)
On the positive:
1) I finished my invitations to my birthday party XD I'll find some way of getting them up here.
2) I'm becoming more happy and comfortable around a certain person I have feelings for.
On the Wildly negative now:
1) Kieley, MJ and I did something shameful together. Much like good ol' Wossy and Russel Brand, we conducted two shameless prank phone calls. Not only that, but AS A UNIT, we basically began to harass the person we called, telling them they were dead meat for messing with the imaginary 'Stacy's emotions. I conducted the following grovelling letter to this person, knowing how wrong and how insanely fucked up what we did to him was. May I just point out, I am the first and ONLY one to apologise to him.
'hey Mark I'm feeling really sodding guilty because this all got out of hand. I'm writing this message to tell you the truth. I was at that Kid Cant Fly gig and I was the one that called you on a witheld number, pretending to be Stacey. Stacey Fullemen doesn't exist. We were all just in a wierd mood and Keelz said that she was going to call a guy called Mark to get him to come to the gig. The first prank call was kind of a fail, but the second one I found hilarious. Looking back I see how fucking insanely immature I was calling a stranger like that. What made this all worse was that I kept up with the fake identity of Stacey thinking it was funny. The second I contacted you on facebook I knew it was several steps way too far. I'm sorry for lying and making you take this seriously.
I'm sorry that I've been such a bitch and made an enemy out of an honestly descent bloke. I only ask that you dont take this out on MJ and Kielie because they didn't know I was taking it this far. Hate me by all means, but they didn't know what I was doing.
Sorry again. I dont think anyone can make me more ashamed of myself that I already feel. From Phillipa. '
That was pretty fuggin grovelling, was it not? I honestly felt that way, but I did tell a lie. I made MJ and Kieley sound innocent ones in this because I hated bringing others down and making them feel bad.
WELL...
They think I'm scum and that I should be ashamed of the person I have become.
RIIIIGHT GIRLS. LIKE YOU CAN JUDGE.
They decided to go on my Facebook birthday event and change it all. The changed it to an erotic party and the description to 'slutty vampire and slutty vampire slayer dress code. the less clothes you wear, the better. friends can be invited.'
I felt so wounded that they could do this to me, so I sent them this.
'How could you do that to me? You make me fucking sick. I can't believe I ever called you a friend. I fucking took the wrap for you and Kieley and I was made out to be a fucking loonatic to a complete stranger. I accepted what he had to say to me and took it on the chin, practically begging him to not take it out on you two by saying you weren't involved and that I deserved all of the hate. I did WHAT A FRIEND WOULD DO! How do you say thanks? You change my birthday event to a fucking NUDIST VAMPIRE PARTY! The less clothes the better eh? Well guess what love, you are no longer invited. I can't believe you could do that to me. Don't even bother replying or trying to make out it wasn't you. You make me fucking sick. I swear to God girls, you need to GROW THE FUCK UP.
Keely Dixon , that includes you. You both spoke to me like I was scum not even worth being on the bottom of your shoes. You both think I should be ashamed of the person I have become. Well just look at yourselves for a moment. Who even suggested the idea of a prank call? Who went along with it? Who was sending me public messages back, having the time of their fucking lives? Most importantly, where has this left you? Just look at what you have done girls. Take a good hard look. You think I should be ashamed? I had the maturity to apologise and the heart to take the blame for you. I shouldn't be ashamed of myself. It should be the other way around.
Have fun with eachother girls, because I am officially done with you.'
BLOCK AND DELETE.
... and THAT is how it is done.
thank you and goodnight. (Y)
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
Dick 'ed Of A Dad
Okay so five days ago exactly I was going through some sort of depression where the slightest thing would hurt my feelings and set me off crying. It was induced by someone pulling at my heartstrings without even realising it, and it just became too much. The smiling and the jokes and soooo much laughing. It's great, really, but I want more. Especially that day.
When I was on the car ride home Dad and I stopped at Asda's. I told him about my bad day and how bad I was feeling and he seemed to by sympathetic. Oh how wrong I was. As soon as we got in the car he decided to tease me by saying mean things. Then he said the worst thing. He said the persons name with a giant grin on his face like he'd done a good deed and deserved a cookie. Commence the crying.
Next up on the insanely harsh list, he decided it would be epically hilarious to close all the windows, fart and then cover the window controlls with his steely grip. Nice one. I was upset adn pissed off, so I said calmly "Can you open the window please." He was laughing his arse off. I asked again. "Please move your hand or I'll make it move." He laughed more.
I bit him. He had warnings, and it wasn't even hard. Now what happened next would have been considered a reflew if he did it once, but nay, he did it TWICE.
The bastard decided that he could swing his arm out in teh car and beat the shit out of me. He got a good first swing in the arm, stopped, looked at the road, looked back at me and swung out again even harder, connecting with my shoulder. I have had this 4cm radius purple bruise for five days now, and what does he do?
Apologise?
Admit what he did?
No! He LIES HIS ARSE OFF. First off he explains what happened, missing out LOADS so I looked like a rabid beast to my mother. Then he denied where he hit me when I shouted at him. He said he hit me in the leg once.
OH REALLY? SO WHATS THIS GAPING BRUISE ON MY ARM? DID SANTA CATCH UP TO ME FOR BEING BAD BEFORE YOU COULD?!
My dad is an abusive bastard who is messed up in the head.
End of story.
When I was on the car ride home Dad and I stopped at Asda's. I told him about my bad day and how bad I was feeling and he seemed to by sympathetic. Oh how wrong I was. As soon as we got in the car he decided to tease me by saying mean things. Then he said the worst thing. He said the persons name with a giant grin on his face like he'd done a good deed and deserved a cookie. Commence the crying.
Next up on the insanely harsh list, he decided it would be epically hilarious to close all the windows, fart and then cover the window controlls with his steely grip. Nice one. I was upset adn pissed off, so I said calmly "Can you open the window please." He was laughing his arse off. I asked again. "Please move your hand or I'll make it move." He laughed more.
I bit him. He had warnings, and it wasn't even hard. Now what happened next would have been considered a reflew if he did it once, but nay, he did it TWICE.
The bastard decided that he could swing his arm out in teh car and beat the shit out of me. He got a good first swing in the arm, stopped, looked at the road, looked back at me and swung out again even harder, connecting with my shoulder. I have had this 4cm radius purple bruise for five days now, and what does he do?
Apologise?
Admit what he did?
No! He LIES HIS ARSE OFF. First off he explains what happened, missing out LOADS so I looked like a rabid beast to my mother. Then he denied where he hit me when I shouted at him. He said he hit me in the leg once.
OH REALLY? SO WHATS THIS GAPING BRUISE ON MY ARM? DID SANTA CATCH UP TO ME FOR BEING BAD BEFORE YOU COULD?!
My dad is an abusive bastard who is messed up in the head.
End of story.
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Punch Up
Hello there XD
This past week, especially the past two days, have consisted of supposed friends stabbing me in the back and highlighting my least attractive traits -of which I am extremely self conscious about. There was just the one, but now she has a little band of 'Kill Phil' followers. These heartless bitches will remain un-named. Lets just refer to them as.... Groomed, DWN and Gogogoch.
Groomed decided that it would be fun to tag me on a picture in effort to bring my faults to attention. People jumped to my defence immediately, for which I shall love Ch and Jd for vigorously for as long as we three shall live. Back to Groomed! Groomed insisted that it was a laugh, but we all knew there was nothing funny about it. Want to know why she did it? Let us sit around the campfire and enjoy the story of the three bitches of the bins. (a very appropriate name as each of them closely resemble the horrid things you may be so unfortunate to find at the bottom of a bin, rotting away, much like their minds with every waking moment.)
Here is why this all started:
E and myself were on the way to media on a Friday morning (at least i think that was the day). I was talking to her about something very important and Groomed saw us. Now here is a little fact you all must learn about Groomed. She must have all eyes on her. She dresses like shes been attacked by a paintball gun, colours burning your eyes from all ranges, in her attempts to get the attention she craves oh-so deeply.
Groomed called me from afar and I called back reluctantly, quite immersed in the important discussion I was having. Now here is a trait that Groomed is well known for. She stands there, looks at both of the people in a discussion in front of her and acknowledges that there is a discussion going on. Her next move is not to wait like any descent person, but to shout 'Phil.... Phil.... Phil.... Phil... PHIL... -hits arm- PHILLY!! PHILLIPA!! PHILLLLLLIIIIIPAAAAAAA-' I desist where she does not.
I turned to this annoying intruder and shouted back at her 'WAIT'. Commence mental breakdown and everything wrong in her life becoming my fault entirely. That is all. Seriously. IKR!
Groomed likes older men, younger little girls and fiddling about with others on the side. It has come to my knowledge that she is dating a 27 year old the last time I checked, and I have even seen the pair together. Enter Spanner. She is also dating DWN. Uh-oh's. I was previously a friend with DWN, but obviously she chose Groomed over me. DWN is a very stupid little girl, completely oblivious to her girlfriends activities behind her back. Good luck there girls XD
Today there was a face-off concerning rumours that I had cornered Groomed and punched her in the gut...... This is a public post so I say nothing... Believe what you wish to believe. Chances are what you are thinking right now is right. (that is if you have a smile on your face)
The amazing girls K, J, C, L and D who you may or may not know or be able to guess the full names of, I was well supported. Later at lunch time today, Gogogoch decided to wage in. My response to all of her words? 'NO I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU THERE '-insert real name-'!! I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH ANY OF YOU THERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD GET!!'
Last lesson Groomed and DWN decided to skip it due to a fire alarm and to act all bad-arse. They got caught. (-stifles laughter-) They blamed it on me. (now that is NOT so funny.) I expect some authority figure to ask me what happened tomorrow. I shall survive however, because I'd not said any other words to any of them, other than the 'I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU' lot.
Wish me luck with the bitches of the bins!! XD
This past week, especially the past two days, have consisted of supposed friends stabbing me in the back and highlighting my least attractive traits -of which I am extremely self conscious about. There was just the one, but now she has a little band of 'Kill Phil' followers. These heartless bitches will remain un-named. Lets just refer to them as.... Groomed, DWN and Gogogoch.
Groomed decided that it would be fun to tag me on a picture in effort to bring my faults to attention. People jumped to my defence immediately, for which I shall love Ch and Jd for vigorously for as long as we three shall live. Back to Groomed! Groomed insisted that it was a laugh, but we all knew there was nothing funny about it. Want to know why she did it? Let us sit around the campfire and enjoy the story of the three bitches of the bins. (a very appropriate name as each of them closely resemble the horrid things you may be so unfortunate to find at the bottom of a bin, rotting away, much like their minds with every waking moment.)
Here is why this all started:
E and myself were on the way to media on a Friday morning (at least i think that was the day). I was talking to her about something very important and Groomed saw us. Now here is a little fact you all must learn about Groomed. She must have all eyes on her. She dresses like shes been attacked by a paintball gun, colours burning your eyes from all ranges, in her attempts to get the attention she craves oh-so deeply.
Groomed called me from afar and I called back reluctantly, quite immersed in the important discussion I was having. Now here is a trait that Groomed is well known for. She stands there, looks at both of the people in a discussion in front of her and acknowledges that there is a discussion going on. Her next move is not to wait like any descent person, but to shout 'Phil.... Phil.... Phil.... Phil... PHIL... -hits arm- PHILLY!! PHILLIPA!! PHILLLLLLIIIIIPAAAAAAA-' I desist where she does not.
I turned to this annoying intruder and shouted back at her 'WAIT'. Commence mental breakdown and everything wrong in her life becoming my fault entirely. That is all. Seriously. IKR!
Groomed likes older men, younger little girls and fiddling about with others on the side. It has come to my knowledge that she is dating a 27 year old the last time I checked, and I have even seen the pair together. Enter Spanner. She is also dating DWN. Uh-oh's. I was previously a friend with DWN, but obviously she chose Groomed over me. DWN is a very stupid little girl, completely oblivious to her girlfriends activities behind her back. Good luck there girls XD
Today there was a face-off concerning rumours that I had cornered Groomed and punched her in the gut...... This is a public post so I say nothing... Believe what you wish to believe. Chances are what you are thinking right now is right. (that is if you have a smile on your face)
The amazing girls K, J, C, L and D who you may or may not know or be able to guess the full names of, I was well supported. Later at lunch time today, Gogogoch decided to wage in. My response to all of her words? 'NO I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU THERE '-insert real name-'!! I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH ANY OF YOU THERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD GET!!'
Last lesson Groomed and DWN decided to skip it due to a fire alarm and to act all bad-arse. They got caught. (-stifles laughter-) They blamed it on me. (now that is NOT so funny.) I expect some authority figure to ask me what happened tomorrow. I shall survive however, because I'd not said any other words to any of them, other than the 'I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU' lot.
Wish me luck with the bitches of the bins!! XD
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