TRIRITE ECRIPSE!

I just came back from watching Twilight Saga's Eclipse.

There were some problems... the quality was terrible, just like a pirate film, and it stopped two thirds through when Jacob was telling Bella he might still love her when her heart stops beating. It ALMOST ruined it for me. ALMOST. I cried anyways. However, it was redeemed because I complained because (and i quote from everyone with me who also got free tickets) 'i've got balls', and was given a free ticket to watch it again ;D Other than that, I missed the first few minutes and only joined when Jasper sat at the lunch table and Alice had a vision.

I had to walk to go and watch it, along with walking to collect my BESTEST EVER FRIEND WHO WOULD TURN ME FO SHOOO IF HE EVER GETS TURNEDDDD, from the train station. Due to this insane amount of walking, the tendon in my foot is making me scream profanities, hence the lateness.

AT LEAST I CAN WATCH IT AGAIN FOR FREE!!

SO!

I LOVED JASPER!! I swear to God, it was mayjor Jizz time the second he came on. That texan twang... Never lose focus readers, never lose focus. He's so doable its unbelievable. I loved the fact that he had so much screen time. I want him so bad.... -sigh- my erotic fanfics will have to do ;D

I think the love triangle was great, but Bella wasnt as emotionally torn as she should have been. She didn't breakdown and try to mount Edward in the tent once she'd kissed Jacob, and she didn't lose her shit when she left Jacob. I LIKE A GOOD BELLA BREAKDOWN, SO SUE ME!!

Surprisingly, Bryce Dallas Howard did well as Victoria. Nice acting there hunny.

My foot hurts too much to write more, so I'm off to find some horse tranquiliser :D

Shout out what you thought of ECLIPSE!

JIMP time, MUDATRUCKERS. xxx