Dick 'ed Of A Dad

Okay so five days ago exactly I was going through some sort of depression where the slightest thing would hurt my feelings and set me off crying. It was induced by someone pulling at my heartstrings without even realising it, and it just became too much. The smiling and the jokes and soooo much laughing. It's great, really, but I want more. Especially that day.

When I was on the car ride home Dad and I stopped at Asda's. I told him about my bad day and how bad I was feeling and he seemed to by sympathetic. Oh how wrong I was. As soon as we got in the car he decided to tease me by saying mean things. Then he said the worst thing. He said the persons name with a giant grin on his face like he'd done a good deed and deserved a cookie. Commence the crying.

Next up on the insanely harsh list, he decided it would be epically hilarious to close all the windows, fart and then cover the window controlls with his steely grip. Nice one. I was upset adn pissed off, so I said calmly "Can you open the window please." He was laughing his arse off. I asked again. "Please move your hand or I'll make it move." He laughed more.

I bit him. He had warnings, and it wasn't even hard. Now what happened next would have been considered a reflew if he did it once, but nay, he did it TWICE.

The bastard decided that he could swing his arm out in teh car and beat the shit out of me. He got a good first swing in the arm, stopped, looked at the road, looked back at me and swung out again even harder, connecting with my shoulder. I have had this 4cm radius purple bruise for five days now, and what does he do?

Apologise?

Admit what he did?

No! He LIES HIS ARSE OFF. First off he explains what happened, missing out LOADS so I looked like a rabid beast to my mother. Then he denied where he hit me when I shouted at him. He said he hit me in the leg once.

OH REALLY? SO WHATS THIS GAPING BRUISE ON MY ARM? DID SANTA CATCH UP TO ME FOR BEING BAD BEFORE YOU COULD?!

My dad is an abusive bastard who is messed up in the head.

End of story.

Punch Up

Hello there XD

This past week, especially the past two days, have consisted of supposed friends stabbing me in the back and highlighting my least attractive traits -of which I am extremely self conscious about. There was just the one, but now she has a little band of 'Kill Phil' followers. These heartless bitches will remain un-named. Lets just refer to them as.... Groomed, DWN and Gogogoch.

Groomed decided that it would be fun to tag me on a picture in effort to bring my faults to attention. People jumped to my defence immediately, for which I shall love Ch and Jd for vigorously for as long as we three shall live. Back to Groomed! Groomed insisted that it was a laugh, but we all knew there was nothing funny about it. Want to know why she did it? Let us sit around the campfire and enjoy the story of the three bitches of the bins. (a very appropriate name as each of them closely resemble the horrid things you may be so unfortunate to find at the bottom of a bin, rotting away, much like their minds with every waking moment.)

Here is why this all started:

E and myself were on the way to media on a Friday morning (at least i think that was the day). I was talking to her about something very important and Groomed saw us. Now here is a little fact you all must learn about Groomed. She must have all eyes on her. She dresses like shes been attacked by a paintball gun, colours burning your eyes from all ranges, in her attempts to get the attention she craves oh-so deeply.

Groomed called me from afar and I called back reluctantly, quite immersed in the important discussion I was having. Now here is a trait that Groomed is well known for. She stands there, looks at both of the people in a discussion in front of her and acknowledges that there is a discussion going on. Her next move is not to wait like any descent person, but to shout 'Phil.... Phil.... Phil.... Phil... PHIL... -hits arm- PHILLY!! PHILLIPA!! PHILLLLLLIIIIIPAAAAAAA-' I desist where she does not.

I turned to this annoying intruder and shouted back at her 'WAIT'. Commence mental breakdown and everything wrong in her life becoming my fault entirely. That is all. Seriously. IKR!

Groomed likes older men, younger little girls and fiddling about with others on the side. It has come to my knowledge that she is dating a 27 year old the last time I checked, and I have even seen the pair together. Enter Spanner. She is also dating DWN. Uh-oh's. I was previously a friend with DWN, but obviously she chose Groomed over me. DWN is a very stupid little girl, completely oblivious to her girlfriends activities behind her back. Good luck there girls XD

Today there was a face-off concerning rumours that I had cornered Groomed and punched her in the gut...... This is a public post so I say nothing... Believe what you wish to believe. Chances are what you are thinking right now is right. (that is if you have a smile on your face)

The amazing girls K, J, C, L and D who you may or may not know or be able to guess the full names of, I was well supported. Later at lunch time today, Gogogoch decided to wage in. My response to all of her words? 'NO I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU THERE '-insert real name-'!! I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH ANY OF YOU THERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD GET!!'

Last lesson Groomed and DWN decided to skip it due to a fire alarm and to act all bad-arse. They got caught. (-stifles laughter-) They blamed it on me. (now that is NOT so funny.) I expect some authority figure to ask me what happened tomorrow. I shall survive however, because I'd not said any other words to any of them, other than the 'I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU' lot.

Wish me luck with the bitches of the bins!! XD

Pent-up Eclipse Agression

THIS IS KILLING ME!

I promised my friend Emma that I would wait like a good little girl and watch the official eclipse teaser trailer with her so we can record our reactions...... but my GOD IS IT PAINFUL!

I check on the site 'Team Twilight' at least three times every single day, and in the past two days a 10 second teaser trailer has popped up and I have stared at the screen cap for about ten minutes, begging my mouse to move away and click the 'X' button. I feel like a deprived addict suffering withdrawals!

its sitting there..... on my screen...... just begging for me to click 'play'...............

I begged Emma not to watch it:

i know the temptation but DO NOT watch the ten seconds eclipse teaser trailer!!! it will ruin everything!!

She has yet to reply..... I really want to record my reaction with her tbh, just like every Twihard should do at least once in their lives....

I put on my fingerless gloves which makes me feel sorta hadnuttish and started pounding on the dashboard on my way home from the pent-up aggression from not being able to watch the teaser. I cut my hand from it....

IKR... ADDICTED MUCH?!

Wish me luck with temptation XD

Arty Farty

Hola Amigos!!

Soooo this week a great deal has happened. Lets count them off together.

1) My mum went to Miss Stab-Happys house and basically destroyed all of the girls privacy by suggesting to her father that he checks on all of her private accoutns on absolutely EVERYTHING. Score there Mum, complete and utter SCORE.

2) I am talking to Jenny and Amber again, and find myself in a nice state of drifting, like on an inflatable ring in a nice and refreshign swimming pool. I'm still talking to everyone and I am honestly loving it. I really think I made the right decision when I decided to broaden my horizons.

3) ART EXAM FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS!! OWIE!! Something curious and unbelievable happened today however.... When the time was up and everyone was clearing up ready to go home, I wasn't quite done. I thought 'Hey, I'm not stopping until I'm TOLD personally'. Next time I looked up at the clock it was 40 minutes later and the whole place was abandoned. The invigilator had gone home and lil old me was sitting at the back of the room with a bustling table on unfinished things. I was done with everything and even made a few improvements with the extra time, and I walked into my teachers office to drop off my work. She wasn't there -oh so conveniently- and I just put it on a table, noticing how nicely it blended in with everyone elses work.

Later I sent a facebook message to my friend Josie;

'is it bad that i was still doing my exam 40 mins after everyone was gone..?'

Her response was;

'preeeeetty sure you're not allowed to do that :L did mrs collins let you? x'

followed by my...

'the invigilator left.... and i was still in the room... lets pretend this never happened....'

Chuckles XD Well that's it for this week I think...

OOH!

4) My banner was used for this awesome group FFA on facebook for teh second time. I think people like my work XD

5)I spent a WHOPPING £7.02 on photos for my art book. I BETTER get an A at least.

6) Marina and the Diamonds have been raping my mind. I can't get enough of them atm. OH EM JAS! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA!

That's it! Buhbye!